Some have charged that Capt. Dave artificially stimulated the weights of last Saturday’s catch. The exact quotes are not fit for electronic print.
These baseless and unfounded accusations only cause harm to those whose focus has been to promote a green and peaceful coexistence between the continued health and habitat preservation of nature's aquatic creatures and the activity of recreational sport fishing.
Press Release from Capt. Dave's Water Excursions Ltd.:
“I was only feeding the fish, fish flakes provided by and at the doses prescribed by their personal trainer. I have no knowledge, if in fact they received any artificial growth hormones or other stimulants. Their trainer tells me, everything we gave the fish is completely 100% natural. The components are from the same food stuffs which they naturally forage for in the wild. Furthermore, I respect the sport and its heritage; I would never do anything to harm my personal reputation, their trainer, those of the fish, or the sport as a whole.”
“I believe this satisfactory explanation allows us to put the matter quickly behind us, we should now focus our attention forward to the remainder of the fishing season” – Capt. Dave.
Please forward any addition inquires regarding this topic to Capt. Dave’s legal team of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe, LLC
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