Capt. Dave Sets Sail - Saturday August 4th

We are poised to take advantage of a unique opportunity, never before offered by Capt. Dave Water Excursions Ltd. The women of Capt. Dave’s household will be gone the entire weekend! They are leaving late afternoon Friday August 3rd, and returning the afternoon of Sunday August 5th.


This rare opportunity allows us to extend entertainment services into the Friday evening before our scheduled Saturday 5:30 am departure. I am open to any suggestion how Friday evening’s festivities might unfold:

* Char-grilling your favorite slab of meat to your specifications over an open flame, while consuming copious amount of your favorite brew at Capt. Dave’s Lodge. Follow by lively conversation with follow tour members inside or out. All in a setting where auditory emanations from male orifices will not be frowned upon but rather celebrated as part of the bonding experience.

* Dinner and drinks out at an agreed upon culinary establishment of the group’s choosing.


Regardless how the evening unfolds; Capt. Dave strongly urges you conclude the evening by retiring at Capt Dave’s lodge, these single occupancy rooms are known to lead to an extended deep recuperative sleep; while also ensuring strict adherence to the scheduled 5:30am departure.

Your prompt response to this offer is greatly appreciated! Include in your response your interest in Friday’s entertainment, and lodging preferences.

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Capt. Dave
Capt. Dave Water Excursions Ltd.